My humans may not recognize this, but I am queen of the house! I own everything - including these funny straight things my mommy uses to create little marks on this big flat thing. I’m not sure why she does it, but they make the perfect toys! Anything is a toy in my book!

All the attention must be on me, even if that means sitting on my mommy’s stuff so she can sit there and adore me. Well, mommy does the right thing and gives me all the adoration. She tells me I’m a good girl. Of course I’m a good girl! I won’t be told otherwise!

I may be a bit fussy, but I’m a huge mush! My sister, who the humans call Luna, is my main best friend and I love her so much. My two brothers, Taffy and Boots, are fun to be around but sometimes aggravating. My brothers need a good tussling to remind them who’s in charge around here. And while I love my sister, sometimes she needs a good wrestling and a high-speed chase through the house!

If you haven’t guessed by now, I am a big ball of energy. I love to run around the house, attack the ribbon toy, and stand on the posts of the stairs to express myself with a prolonged hollering. The human mommy and auntie follow that by calling me those funny sounds of Catosaurus Rex and Purrassic Park. Oh, and mommy calls me something else…dinosaur? I still don’t know what that means. What’s a dinosaur?

While I may have lots of energy, I absolutely love to cuddle - on my terms, that is! A few of the humans pick me up when I least expect it…very uncomfortable! They should know by now that I will not be cuddled and held when they want. I make the choice!

And speaking of choices, stealing mommy’s bed is my favorite pastime. There’s this big…window, I think it’s called…in her room where I can see outside. Mommy tried to let me outside with my real mom, but I was too scared to stay out. So now I’m inside living my best life!

If you ask me, living indoors is comfy and fun. I get the best food, though sometimes I’m picky about it.

Lastly, I love to steal the noisy chair the humans like to sit in. It’s a great place to sleep and it only makes noise when they press the little box attached to it. It’s nice to have something all to myself for a while! Though sometimes, it’s fun to flex my claws on the humans as they’re relaxing.

Thank you for listening to my kitty ramblings! I have mayhem to cause - and maybe some loafing 🍞

My human mommy needs help affording cat food for everyone! My siblings and I need to eat, and so do the cats I like to communicate with outside. Mommy is always bringing them food, but I often hear her say things like needing more money to afford stuff. What’s money? I’m just a cat; I don’t understand human things.

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